Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice
when they say the name of the movie in the movie
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
Do not fall in love with people like me. I will not take you anywhere.
when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk
My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”
Taken in Iceland - Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.
is that sarah jessica parker
palms are sweaty
forgot to save
one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
I want kids so bad
so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from