Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

sodapapi:

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will not take you anywhere.

elrondy:

when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

nobodyiswatchingus:

Taken in Iceland - Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption. 

nobodyiswatchingus:

Taken in Iceland - Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption. 

misogynocology:

is that sarah jessica parker

the-sugoi-gatsby:

knees weak
palms are sweaty
forgot to save
here’s resetti

the-sugoi-gatsby:

knees weak

palms are sweaty

forgot to save

here’s resetti

chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from