dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


fcuk

dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

fcuk

lamelohan:

teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??

me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry

andrewlx:

i left my pajamas at home but my grandma said she had something i could wear and then she brought back this

andrewlx:

i left my pajamas at home but my grandma said she had something i could wear and then she brought back this

jackfrostftw:

what time is it

tumblr time

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procrastination

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa